April 2013
64 posts
tyrannia:
how do you aggressively flirt with someone
like
you look fucking pretty today you fucking bitch
fuckyeahloldemort:
“hate is such a strong word”
yes you piece of shit that’s why i used it
hitlersbreastmilk:
(dad voice) ask your mother
drarna:
REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH
Everyone else: Tumblr
Australians: Tumbla
malijuanastyles:
malijuanastyles:
I was sitting next to my crush last period and I started smiling in the middle of our quiz so he tapped me and whispered “hahah what’s so funny” and I said “ha nothin” but really I was thinkin about bouncin on his dick
HE’S GOING TO FIND THIS OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING IT
wtfstyls:
In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar
trillow:
my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised
grilledbacon:
da-heell:
get-nerdy:
mewtoot:
garrettgregg:
mewtoot:
for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way
It’s not?…
no it means that someone sells drugs nearby
my life is a lie
oh my god
the fact that my mother told me she used to do this all the time.. what is life
kanyechest:
petition for kanye to name his child Wild
outbox:
inbox:
I want to marry whoever has the url outbox
I’m down
a-sorta-fairytale:
get on my dick not my nerves
